👉 Are you paying rent for little wormy freeloaders living inside you — without even knowing it?
Don’t feel bad. Turns out, most people are unknowingly running an all-inclusive Airbnb for parasites.
(They’re eating your buffet, messing up your rooms, and stealing your nutrients. Rude.)
But we’ve got an easy, powerful — and yes, slightly hilarious — eviction plan.
The WP Detox Schedule:
Your all-year-round strategy for showing parasites the door (nicely… kind of).
Meet WP Detox, our rockstar daily defense formula featuring:
🌿 Organic Wormwood Leaf, Sage Leaf, Butternut Bark, and Trace Minerals — all working together to help your gut stay balanced and parasite-free, so you feel energized, clear-headed, and in control.
🗓 Here’s how to keep your gut security team on duty all year:
✅ Take 3 capsules, 3 times a day for 4 days.
✅ Then… take a chill break for 4 days.
✅ Resume for 2 more days.
✅ Repeat this cycle every 20 days.
Easy. This keeps your body in a gentle, rhythmic cleanse mode that does NOT harm your microbiome or put your system out of balance — it simply ensures your internal “neighborhood” stays parasite-free.
🌕 Enter the Full Moon Parasite CleanseBecause guess what?
Parasites LOVE to party under a full moon.
(Yes, we’re serious. Blame the gravitational pull. It stirs up water in your body, and apparently, it gets the parasites moving, too.)
So twice a year — in January and June, or anytime you want to kick things up — we roll out the VIP “Parasite Night Club Sweep.”
The Full Moon Cleanse Protocol:
Why bother?
Because keeping your system parasite-free is about more than avoiding the creepy crawlies. It means:
✅ Better digestion & less bloating
✅ Stronger immunity (parasites love to weaken your defenses)
✅ More energy & fewer cravings
✅ Clearer skin (bye bye rashy weirdness)
✅ A happier, sharper brain (no more foggy parasite blues)
And — most importantly — it lets your Healthy Foundation Pak do its real job: building you a rock-solid body and long, vibrant life, instead of constantly refilling what parasites keep stealing.
🎉 Bottom line?
🪱 Keep these freeloaders OUT so you can keep thriving.
Your gut, brain, skin, and even your waistline will thank you.
Ready to roll?
👉 Grab your WP Detox & get started today!
Don’t feel bad. Turns out, most people are unknowingly running an all-inclusive Airbnb for parasites.
(They’re eating your buffet, messing up your rooms, and stealing your nutrients. Rude.)
But we’ve got an easy, powerful — and yes, slightly hilarious — eviction plan.
The WP Detox Schedule:
Your all-year-round strategy for showing parasites the door (nicely… kind of).
Meet WP Detox, our rockstar daily defense formula featuring:
🌿 Organic Wormwood Leaf, Sage Leaf, Butternut Bark, and Trace Minerals — all working together to help your gut stay balanced and parasite-free, so you feel energized, clear-headed, and in control.
🗓 Here’s how to keep your gut security team on duty all year:
✅ Take 3 capsules, 3 times a day for 4 days.
✅ Then… take a chill break for 4 days.
✅ Resume for 2 more days.
✅ Repeat this cycle every 20 days.
Easy. This keeps your body in a gentle, rhythmic cleanse mode that does NOT harm your microbiome or put your system out of balance — it simply ensures your internal “neighborhood” stays parasite-free.
🌕 Enter the Full Moon Parasite CleanseBecause guess what?
Parasites LOVE to party under a full moon.
(Yes, we’re serious. Blame the gravitational pull. It stirs up water in your body, and apparently, it gets the parasites moving, too.)
So twice a year — in January and June, or anytime you want to kick things up — we roll out the VIP “Parasite Night Club Sweep.”
The Full Moon Cleanse Protocol:
- Do this the day before, the day of, and the day after the full moon.
- First thing in the morning, on empty stomach:
- Mix ¼ cup honey with ½ oz Nerve Support and drink it down.
- Immediately blend 1 clove of garlic with 4 oz pink grapefruit juice, add another 4 oz juice, then chug it.
- Stir in ½ oz GI Cleanse Support and finish it off.
Why bother?
Because keeping your system parasite-free is about more than avoiding the creepy crawlies. It means:
✅ Better digestion & less bloating
✅ Stronger immunity (parasites love to weaken your defenses)
✅ More energy & fewer cravings
✅ Clearer skin (bye bye rashy weirdness)
✅ A happier, sharper brain (no more foggy parasite blues)
And — most importantly — it lets your Healthy Foundation Pak do its real job: building you a rock-solid body and long, vibrant life, instead of constantly refilling what parasites keep stealing.
🎉 Bottom line?
🪱 Keep these freeloaders OUT so you can keep thriving.
Your gut, brain, skin, and even your waistline will thank you.
Ready to roll?
👉 Grab your WP Detox & get started today!
To better gut days (and fewer surprise houseguests)
